What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 04:56

Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.